Movie Reviews, Not Books

Letterboxd Gems III

Hi everyone! I decided to try a new thing here: every so often I’ll post particularly funny or entertaining Letterboxd reviews from movies I’ve seen recently. If you’ve never heard of Letterboxd, it’s like Goodreads but for movies (feel free to add me if you’d like!) and there are plenty of interesting reviews. I’ll usually sift through them after seeing a film, which is how I got the idea to share them! A lot of these reviews will have spoilers, so feel free to skip through only to films you’ve already seen if you’d like to avoid being spoiled.


It Chapter Two

pennywise literally dying because of his self-esteem issues…. i’m feeling very attacked

Letterboxed user Love, Nathan

i have many thoughts, but my main one is that pennywise sounded like winnie the pooh

letterboxd user sophie

It was very surreal to see a 3-hour movie where a bunch of adults gets together to verbally bully a little clown.

Letterboxd user Hungkat

Ready or Not

in the name of the father (parasite), the son (knives out) and the holy spirit (ready or not)

letterboxd user aliyah

heterosexual marriage should be illegal actually

letterboxd user sree

MCU (Midsommar Cinematic Universe)

letterboxd user Sarah

Girl on the Third Floor

The House that Jizz Built

letterboxd user Harry

I cannot overstate the sheer obsession this film has with the viscosity of cum, to the extent that I walked out of the cinema feeling as if I had some stuck in my hair.

letterboxd user Jamie Tram

Too many bodily fluids

letterboxd user Chadwin

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Movie Reviews, Not Books

Letterboxd Gems II

Hi everyone! I decided to try a new thing here: every so often I’ll post particularly funny or entertaining Letterboxd reviews from movies I’ve seen recently. If you’ve never heard of Letterboxd, it’s like Goodreads but for movies (feel free to add me if you’d like!) and there are plenty of interesting reviews. I’ll usually sift through them after seeing a film, which is how I got the idea to share them! A lot of these reviews will have spoilers, so feel free to skip through only to films you’ve already seen if you’d like to avoid being spoiled.


Coherence

Note to self: Do not make plans with anyone during celestial events

Letterboxed user russman

i understand that you’re supposed to be confused but half of the white people in this movie looking the same doesn’t really help either

letterboxd user lauren

???!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?!????!?!!??!?!!?!?!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!???

Letterboxd user Eli Hayes

Knives Out

a really great who donut film

letterboxd user sree

no one has ever had as much fun as daniel craig was having during the filming of this movie

letterboxd user ellie

i related to harlan thrombey on a spiritual level because ana de armas could murder me and i’d still give her instructions to create a false alibi so that she could get away with it

letterboxd user Roberto

We Need to Talk About Kevin

oh man they REALLY should’ve talked about kevin

letterboxd user fiona

as soon as this movie was over i made an appointment for tubal ligation

letterboxd user Lulu

i love this movie and tilda swinton and ezra miller in his near crop tops but most of all i love my barren uterus

letterboxd user fiona

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Movie Reviews, Not Books

Letterboxd Gems

Hi everyone! I decided to try a new thing here: every so often I’ll post particularly funny or entertaining Letterboxd reviews from movies I’ve seen recently. If you’ve never heard of Letterboxd, it’s like Goodreads but for movies (feel free to add me if you’d like!) and there are plenty of interesting reviews. I’ll usually sift through them after seeing a film, which is how I got the idea to share them! A lot of these reviews will have spoilers, so feel free to skip through only to films you’ve already seen if you’d like to avoid being spoiled.


Shutter Island

I really relate to Leo in this because I also don’t trust anyone that isn’t Mark Ruffalo

Letterboxed user niceguys

take a shot every time leo reminds you he’s a fedrul you ess maashull

letterboxd user leslieburke

Wow Teddy’s dream journal must be wild

Letterboxd user ellefnning

We Have Always Lived in the Castle

constance: you should…you should…YOU SHOULD HAVE A BOYFRIEND 

merricat: *shocked in lesbian*

letterboxd user eely

In The Tall Grass

Lawn of the Dead.

letterboxd user nevermore1985

patrick wilson can make me eat dirt whenever he feels like it

letterboxd user magnetaire

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